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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Vhyle wrote:
One of my cats eats the other cat's vomit. I don't ever have to clean it up.


Our dog eats our cat's vomit. I feel bad for the cat -- he starts hacking and the dog comes running. If the dog had his way, he would eat it directly from the cat's mouth.

Needless to say, the cat doesn't like the dog.



That is the tastiest thing I have ever heard in my life.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like our cats and dogs are all a bunch of disgusting fucks.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my girlfriend took me to see a bon jovi tribute band last week and now my hamster is blind. there's enough blame to go around.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's a disgusting one for y'all:

My dad used to have 3 big black dogs. One of the dogs would always eat the others' shit...even diarrhea. One of the dogs had the runs, the other dog ate it, and then in the middle of the night while my dad was asleep, the dog jumped on my dad and puked. Dog shit puke. I don't think it gets anyworse than that!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Metalfreak wrote:
Here's a disgusting one for y'all:

My dad used to have 3 big black dogs. One of the dogs would always eat the others' shit...even diarrhea. One of the dogs had the runs, the other dog ate it, and then in the middle of the night while my dad was asleep, the dog jumped on my dad and puked. Dog shit puke. I don't think it gets anyworse than that!



This is the right forum for this shit.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Metalfreak wrote:
Here's a disgusting one for y'all:

My dad used to have 3 big black dogs. One of the dogs would always eat the others' shit...even diarrhea. One of the dogs had the runs, the other dog ate it, and then in the middle of the night while my dad was asleep, the dog jumped on my dad and puked. Dog shit puke. I don't think it gets anyworse than that!


This wins.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Knucklehead wrote:
Metalfreak wrote:
Here's a disgusting one for y'all:

My dad used to have 3 big black dogs. One of the dogs would always eat the others' shit...even diarrhea. One of the dogs had the runs, the other dog ate it, and then in the middle of the night while my dad was asleep, the dog jumped on my dad and puked. Dog shit puke. I don't think it gets anyworse than that!


This wins.


I'm glad I could be of service!

Yeah, my dad immediately took a shower and spent hours cleaning his bed Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Metalfreak wrote:
Here's a disgusting one for y'all:

My dad used to have 3 big black dogs. One of the dogs would always eat the others' shit...even diarrhea. One of the dogs had the runs, the other dog ate it, and then in the middle of the night while my dad was asleep, the dog jumped on my dad and puked. Dog shit puke. I don't think it gets anyworse than that!


this brought me to tears with laughter
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SlashAndThrash wrote:
Metalfreak wrote:
Here's a disgusting one for y'all:

My dad used to have 3 big black dogs. One of the dogs would always eat the others' shit...even diarrhea. One of the dogs had the runs, the other dog ate it, and then in the middle of the night while my dad was asleep, the dog jumped on my dad and puked. Dog shit puke. I don't think it gets anyworse than that!


this brought me to tears with laughter


It made me gag, I made the mistake of reaing this. It can never be unread.
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