Netherworld Update:
Of course it kicks ass. The two guys in front of us were the first two non-Speed Pass holders allowed in the house, so we were third, fourth and fifth. However, the Speed Pass holders directly in front of them were chicken shits, and apparently the girlfriend had to be convinced to enter each new area. So we did a bit of standing around in dark hallways waiting for her dumb ass to move. SPEED PASS MEANS SPEED, YOU FUCK. DO IT RIGHT OR GET OUT OF THE WAY.
This year the main house is Rotting and the smaller one is Vault 13: Unearthed. They are both awesome, no worries. But a warning about Vault 13: the final room is a foam room. I read about it before we went, and I thought "surely it isn't actually a room filled with foam. It's a prank!" Nope, it's a room filled with foam. If you remember the white room from last year, they kind of combined it with a foam room, so you start off in the weird disorienting whiteness and then wander into a room filled with soap suds. There are a ton of warnings before you get in, and there is a bypass to get around it. If you are wearing a leather jacket (not that this group owns leather jackets or anything) you might want to take the bypass. Don't worry, I won't call you a pussy because it is literally the final room, emptying out into the parking lot. And also I drove home in wet Converse, so consider this free advice.
Here's a shot of me and Agent Chili Bowl after the Sexy Foam Party:
Chili Bowl has visible foam on him, I just look like a retard with my arms out. But please believe I am wet and cold.
Chambers of Horror:
ratanda, are you good for a Sunday? I'm clear for the 18th and 25th. About to begin relentlessly texting JägerWolf. Anybody else want to join us? Incidentally, the website says Sunday nights are also Service Industry nights: bring a check stub to prove you work in a "restaurant, bar, strip club, or hospitality type industry" and get $5 off.
