Up next . . . KoRnKnot. OK, they were really called ARMANI DEATH MACHINE. Who the fuck comes up with these names? That sounds like a really dangerous sewing machine or something. You know, the one you get warned about your first day on the job at the sweat shop. "Watch out for the `Armani Death Machine.` It took Madge`s arm clean off last week and poor Bonita will never be the same since it sewed her eyelids to her cheeks." So, like I implied before, this band would not exist had KoRn and Slipknot never recorded. They had absolutely nothing of their own to add to their blantantly obvious influences other than Milli Vanilli-style "dancing" from the braided & pigtailed lead singer. I wonder if he did it with one of those things As Seen on TV? There`s a mall-type store called that now, you know. I wonder how that affects products sold on TV that claim to not be available in stores? What ever happened to the Pocket Fisherman? Now, that is one nasty, not to mention downright dangerous, sounding product. I`d much rather have a Ronco Rotisserie so I could SET IT AND FORGET IT! I wish I could forget ADM but that will take years of intense therapy and our tent needs airing out pretty bad. Actually, we`re thinking of getting a camper. We saw these really cool Aliner pop-up A-frame campers the other day and just may have to get one. Oh, and everyone in the band did the Broken Marionette Bob quite well. Yes, their stage moves were the envy of everyone within spitting distance but I don`t think they can spit very far.
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This was on some record label's forum...
Of course this was posted by a member of the band.Sign this band. They're better than Chimaira, Slipknot, or Hatebreed all put together. They fucking rule the Atlanta Georgia metal scene. www.armanideathmachine.com
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