alan strange : the myth , the legend , the virgin rapper

donny · Post by **donny** » Tue November 15th, 2005, 5:36 pm

And one more thing I wanted to talk about to get off my chest....women...can't understand 'em, why do women have to be so difficult? Bah, I don't know. As far as dating women goes, I really want to get a girlfriend (badily, tired of being alone) but I feel that right now is not the time. Women really are a lot of money. It costs money to go out on dates right? Sure. I'm trying to save money for my studio time and get my CD out. That's what I'm concentrating on the most, is the music. I admit, that I am a virgin and never been laid, but come on, metal is more important than sex right?

donny · Post by **donny** » Tue November 15th, 2005, 5:39 pm

In the past, I've been out on dates with several women, the last girl I went out with moved away to Vermont but I still see her mother once in a while. She was a cool chick, we didn't have any fights or arguments or nothing, it's just that her and her family moved away, that's why the relationship didn't work out. That was the last girl I dated which was 3 or 4 years ago and I haven't gone out with a new girl since. But I am close friends with a lot of women these days. Mostly women from work and women I know through my brother's friends.

donny · Post by **donny** » Tue November 15th, 2005, 5:42 pm

I can go on a search for a new girl to date anytime but it's the music I care about at this point. I'll still go to places on "small" dates with women as friends though, just to places where it don't cost a lot of money to do something. Like I'll go to a movie or a cheap dinner so something like that with her but no expensive fancy dinner resturaunts until after I get my CD made. Women are tough, just like the music is tough sometimes. Women and the game of dating can be evil, I'm sure I'm not alone on this.

donny · Post by **donny** » Tue November 15th, 2005, 5:49 pm

will alan get laid? will package remain the heaviest band in atlanta? stay tuned for further adventures of alan strange , virgin rapper

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Tue November 15th, 2005, 7:44 pm

donny wrote:will alan get laid? will package remain the heaviest band in atlanta? stay tuned for further adventures of alan strange , virgin rapper

Wow Donny, you should write comedy for a living.

And dumbass, Alan is married. Oh and he has kids.

donny · Post by **donny** » Tue November 15th, 2005, 7:58 pm

holly · Post by **holly** » Tue November 15th, 2005, 8:08 pm

This is hilarious.
But for real, you are both cool dudes, pick on someone truly douchey.

Holiday Rambler · Post by **Holiday Rambler** » Wed November 16th, 2005, 9:43 am

A few of those made me choke on my chive crackers.

Strange · Post by **Strange** » Thu November 17th, 2005, 12:48 am

Wow, you got me there. Will I ever get laid? Whoo. Dead on.

Damn, I saw my name in this section and thought it might actually be funny. Oh well...

Great how you put this all together though. Really top notch. You must've graduated head of your class at Ass Clown College.

Post by **Metalfreak** » Thu November 17th, 2005, 10:06 am

Mike wrote:
donny wrote:will alan get laid? will package remain the heaviest band in atlanta? stay tuned for further adventures of alan strange , virgin rapper
Wow Donny, you should write comedy for a living.

And dumbass, Alan is married. Oh and he has kids.

yeah that's true.

Death2all · Post by **Death2all** » Thu November 17th, 2005, 10:28 am

Wow donny looks as though you have a crush on Alan.

stalindrummer · Post by **stalindrummer** » Thu November 17th, 2005, 1:23 pm

Death2all wrote:Wow donny looks as though you have a crush on Alan.

yeah, its true.

Strange · Post by **Strange** » Thu November 17th, 2005, 2:42 pm

I take it back...this is pretty funny. Kinda like a retard falling off of a bycicle. Or when an enormously obese person chokes to death in the middle of a large meal... Some people laugh, some just shake their head. But they all know it's not your fault. You just can't help yourself.

Post by **Metalfreak** » Thu November 17th, 2005, 2:47 pm

Strange wrote:I take it back...this is pretty funny. Kinda like a retard falling off of a bycicle. Or when an enormously obese person chokes to death in the middle of a large meal... Some people laugh, some just shake their head. But they all know it's not your fault. You just can't help yourself.

I don't think it's funny. just immature.

stalindrummer · Post by **stalindrummer** » Thu November 17th, 2005, 7:37 pm

its like when your father rapes you and no matter how many showers you take....................you never get clean!

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alan strange : the myth , the legend , the virgin rapper

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