"PRESS" for LOCALS ONLY

[V03GTLIN]

We noticed. Wouldn't really care if they didn't look so awful...

Anyways, Hells Headbangers still has the logo shirt in stock.

you should send whoever's making the bootleg ones a message saying "either makes these shirts look good or stop. if you're gonna rip us off you could at least do a good job."

I DIY'd some VASAELETH short shorts with the logo across the asscheeks. Chek outs the eGay for em.

[OA_Xeper]

Many a "die hard" has come with gayer.

[Ryan]

Lookin good.

http://www.thelefthandpath.com/lefthand ... g_Volume_1

Ah, beat me to it.

Edit: We are going to be doing this quarterly. Next one set for November. Two more interviews (TBA) and more reviews depending on submissions. Eventually, a yrs worth of material will be published in a print zine of the same name, ATLANTA IS BURNING.

I think i've read the first few sentences of our review about 20 times and still have no fucking clue what you're talking about haha... but I did glean that you dug it so thanks for the good review. I'll send you one of the new tapes once we get em in.

[V-GER]

Not many of us understand his reviews either but they sound great, bwahahahaha!

[V03GTLIN]

Typically bullshit written by some pretentious hipster douchebag who collects action figures, needs to get laid, has an ax to grind, and is NOT Metal.

[V03GTLIN]

Many a "die hard" has come with gayer.

Remember: Without tha "die hard" you aint a fan, man.

[Knucklehead]

Typically bullshit written by some pretentious hipster douchebag who collects action figures, needs to get laid, has an ax to grind, and is NOT Metal.

You sound like one of those snobs over at the Village Voice...

(*cracks himself up*)

[V03GTLIN]

"Snob" has been replaced in the Decibel argot with "Douche." Act accordingly.

[ScreamBloodyGore]

Stew, you know I'd nurse your babies if these tits were still producing, but sometimes I honestly don't know if your reviews are intentionally incoherent, or if I'm just not apt enough to decipher the code.

[Azrael]

Dear Mr.Voegtlin,

Thanks for the review, if only i could understand what your talking about. The write ups are so cryptic I could'nt tell what you liked. I propose Mr.Knucklehead act as the Voegtlin decoder. Not being a smart ass, I think it's hilarious.

Thanks,
Azrael

[ScreamBloodyGore]

Let's do it like this:

Spewtilator is a heavy metal band from Atlanta, Georgia. They are very good and I like them a lot. If you like heavy metal and you are from Atlanta, Georgia, you should listen to Spewtilator.
http://www.myspace.com/spewtilator

Piece of cake.

[Brian]

Most great albums require multiple listens to be fully digested. I suppose that could be applied here.

Would take these over yet another article written by a reviewer whose entire arsenal of adjectives is limited to "brutal, dirty, raw, and filthy" any day of the week.

[ScreamBloodyGore]

I call him Stew.

[V03GTLIN]

Let's do it like this:

Spewtilator is a heavy metal band from Atlanta, Georgia. They are very good and I like them a lot. If you like heavy metal and you are from Atlanta, Georgia, you should listen to Spewtilator.
http://www.myspace.com/spewtilator

Piece of cake.

I think there's an Invisible Oranges already, no?

Most great albums require multiple listens to be fully digested. I suppose that could be applied here.

Would take these over yet another article written by a reviewer whose entire arsenal of adjectives is limited to "brutal, dirty, raw, and filthy" any day of the week.

Exactly.

I'll just say this as far as the writing goes, I have fun doing it the way I do it, and were I to do it any other way it wouldn't be fun. So that's that. It's not for everyone, but neither is INFESTER.

[Azrael]

I think it's awesome man, seriously, thanks for the write up!