Metal in unmetal places
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I think that was her cue for you to suggest that she get to know you better.Knucklehead wrote:WHO: Me
WHERE: DeKalb County Courthouse
METAL: Incognito
UH-OH! MOMENT: We finish court up for the morning and the court reporter (who is really pretty attractive) says to me, "You sound sick." I reply, "oh, no -- I just went to a show last night." Now that I have her attention, she asks, "oh? Who was it?" (*momentary pause*) "A band named Marduk." She asks, "what kind of music is THAT?" (*long, awkward pause*) "Um, they are a Swedish Black Metal band." Whereupon, she yells "ARE YOU A FREAK AND I DIDN'T KNOW IT??!!"
Bow-chicka bow-bow...
Let the joyous celebrations of Hell begin!
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Someone left an ad for a concrete refinishing business on top of a filing cabinet near our breakroom. A few weeks ago I decided I was tired of looking at that bullshit because it's been there for like a year and has nothing at all to do with our company. So I did this to it:
<img src='http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/940/photovj.jpg' width=500>
Much better "AFTER" photo, right? I guess I'm the only one that thought so because it was gone by the time I came back to work. Godspeed boys, wherever you are! I hope you make someone's concrete refinishing dreams come true.
(That line across the middle is the acrylic display holder it was sitting in.)
<img src='http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/940/photovj.jpg' width=500>
Much better "AFTER" photo, right? I guess I'm the only one that thought so because it was gone by the time I came back to work. Godspeed boys, wherever you are! I hope you make someone's concrete refinishing dreams come true.
(That line across the middle is the acrylic display holder it was sitting in.)
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I remember one time, I was taking a piss in the bathroom of some super market and started singing the chorus to "I Cum Blood", for no real particular reason.
Unbeknownst to me, there was some guy in the stall next to me, who proceeded to look at me as if I was some sort of Michael Myers-esque nuthouse escapee.
That was pretty amusing, if I recall it correctly.
Unbeknownst to me, there was some guy in the stall next to me, who proceeded to look at me as if I was some sort of Michael Myers-esque nuthouse escapee.
That was pretty amusing, if I recall it correctly.
jswift wrote:I remember one time, I was taking a piss in the bathroom of some super market and started singing the chorus to "I Cum Blood", for no real particular reason.
Unbeknownst to me, there was some guy in the stall next to me, who proceeded to look at me as if I was some sort of Michael Myers-esque nuthouse escapee.
That was pretty amusing, if I recall it correctly.
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