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Kaganator · Post by **Kaganator** » Sun November 27th, 2011, 2:08 am

Free EP out now!

SlashAndThrash · Post by **SlashAndThrash** » Sun November 27th, 2011, 3:41 am

Albert, y u so blasphemous?

nastynate · Post by **nastynate** » Sun November 27th, 2011, 4:06 am

Albert, please post the video of you ejaculating onto a holy book as soon as possible.
Word of your blasphemy has spread far and wide, and the tales of your hatred need to be satiated.
We are all curious if you went with the Torah, Bible, Qur'an, or Book of Mormon.
Your fans await your unholy deeds!

CarpeMortem · Post by **CarpeMortem** » Sun November 27th, 2011, 5:45 am

Ejaculate on that bible!

Kaganator · Post by **Kaganator** » Sun November 27th, 2011, 4:14 pm

nastynate wrote:Albert, please post the video of you ejaculating onto a holy book as soon as possible.
Word of your blasphemy has spread far and wide, and the tales of your hatred need to be satiated.
We are all curious if you went with the Torah, Bible, Qur'an, or Book of Mormon.
Your fans await your unholy deeds!

I'll try.

SadisticRitual · Post by **SadisticRitual** » Sun November 27th, 2011, 4:32 pm

Albert Kagan wrote:
Dear Nate (the Great), I have realized that I can not find any holy books in my house. The last time I recall, I placed the bag that had the 1,000 pages (that I tore from it) on a recycling bin. I guess it's a science text book now.

your parents were probably sick of buying new ones and locked them up where you can't reach them. not to mention the clean-up they have to put up with

RegularNate · Post by **RegularNate** » Sun November 27th, 2011, 6:10 pm

Dark Master Kagan, your deeds have gone undone and I await with bated breath your next blasphemous venture. Please show us all the way of the Unholy by having yourself video taped hitting a police officer, because they're obviously enemies of the darkness.

Kaganator · Post by **Kaganator** » Sun November 27th, 2011, 11:15 pm

SadisticRitual wrote:
Albert Kagan wrote:
Dear Nate (the Great), I have realized that I can not find any holy books in my house. The last time I recall, I placed the bag that had the 1,000 pages (that I tore from it) on a recycling bin. I guess it's a science text book now.
your parents were probably sick of buying new ones and locked them up where you can't reach them. not to mention the clean-up they have to put up with

They don't even know about it.

Focalor · Post by **Focalor** » Mon November 28th, 2011, 1:15 am

Removing pages from the Holy Bible is actually pretty mild. The church itself has done the very same thing for a thousand years and some change. You'll have to do better than that if you want to be on Jehovah's shit list.

nocommands · Post by **nocommands** » Mon November 28th, 2011, 1:53 am

Albert can you tab out the bass line at 5:27-5:31?

nastynate · Post by **nastynate** » Mon November 28th, 2011, 2:14 am

Focalor wrote:Removing pages from the Holy Bible is actually pretty mild. The church itself has done the very same thing for a thousand years and some change. You'll have to do better than that if you want to be on Jehovah's shit list.

He has a very valid point Albert, however, ejaculating on the bible is something the church has only done metaphorically, you have a very unique opportunity here. Might I also remind you of the goat recommendation, as ejaculating a goat onto the bible is a two-for-one kind of deal.

Post by **Brian** » Mon November 28th, 2011, 8:32 am

I am curious....how did you validate the claim that you are one of GA's most blasphemous people? Was there a study conducted? I would be interested in seeing the results. How did you go about this? Survey? Experiments and tests? Please elaborate.

Moloc · Post by **Moloc** » Mon November 28th, 2011, 8:42 am

nastynate wrote:Albert, please post the video of you ejaculating onto a holy book as soon as possible.
Word of your blasphemy has spread far and wide, and the tales of your hatred need to be satiated.
We are all curious if you went with the Torah, Bible, Qur'an, or Book of Mormon.
Your fans await your unholy deeds!

I'd love to see a video of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard being ejaculated on.

Kaganator · Post by **Kaganator** » Mon November 28th, 2011, 12:42 pm

Brian wrote:I am curious....how did you validate the claim that you are one of GA's most blasphemous people? Was there a study conducted? I would be interested in seeing the results. How did you go about this? Survey? Experiments and tests? Please elaborate.

NO, THIS DUDE TOLD ME THERE WHEN I WAS AT WREKage...I can't remember his name though.

I am just going by that individual's opinion.

Kaganator · Post by **Kaganator** » Mon November 28th, 2011, 12:42 pm

nocommands wrote:Albert can you tab out the bass line at 5:27-5:31?

No, learn it by ear.

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