CHAOS FEST at Breakers

E.J. Diarrheaspray · Post by **E.J. Diarrheaspray** » Mon September 5th, 2005, 11:21 am

Saturday September 17th
Breakers Music Hall
Jonesboro, GA

Ground:Xero
Mortufairy (NC)
Necromonica
Kshatriya
Threat of Life
Diaspora
Sybaritic
Palace of the Fallen
Waited
Visions Lost

for more info, http://www.chaosfest.org

Pat · Post by **Pat** » Mon September 5th, 2005, 10:02 pm

There needs to be a flyer made for this show.

holly · Post by **holly** » Mon September 5th, 2005, 10:03 pm

Pat wrote:There needs to be a flyer made for this show.

The Threat of Life dudes had paper flyers...

donny · Post by **donny** » Mon September 5th, 2005, 10:44 pm

what happened to mortician

AmoebicDysentery · Post by **AmoebicDysentery** » Mon September 5th, 2005, 10:46 pm

Mortician cancelled their whole tour. Officially they said it was cause of the rising gas prices, but I think the fact that this tour was shittily booked had a lot to do with it.

E.J. Diarrheaspray · Post by **E.J. Diarrheaspray** » Tue September 6th, 2005, 12:48 am

Yeah, Mortician didn't have enough banana peels to power their flux capacitor, and they were forced into utilizing gasoline. As we all know, gasoline is made out of liquified platinum and coated with gold nowadays, so Mortician decided to tour when America goes back to regular gasoline.

holly · Post by **holly** » Tue September 6th, 2005, 12:59 am

E.J. Diarrheaspray wrote:Yeah, Mortician didn't have enough banana peels to power their flux capacitor, and they were forced into utilizing gasoline. As we all know, gasoline is made out of liquified platinum and coated with gold nowadays, so Mortician decided to tour when America goes back to regular gasoline.

Exactly what I was thinking.
Grade A shitty excuse.

TheKshatriya · Post by **TheKshatriya** » Tue September 6th, 2005, 8:49 pm

Mr. Fusion cost so much to run these days.

WREKage-Paul · Post by **WREKage-Paul** » Thu September 8th, 2005, 2:37 am

REAL morticians would use a tour-van powered by embalming fluid, with a dash of A-1 Sauce.

Sheesh.

Amateurs!

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Thu September 8th, 2005, 7:06 am

WREKage-Paul wrote:REAL morticians would use a tour-van powered by embalming fluid, with a dash of A-1 Sauce.

Sheesh.

Amateurs!

I thought they used Worcestershire Sauce? Or is that only if you want to make zombies?

holly · Post by **holly** » Thu September 8th, 2005, 8:33 am

Mike wrote:
WREKage-Paul wrote:REAL morticians would use a tour-van powered by embalming fluid, with a dash of A-1 Sauce.

Sheesh.

Amateurs!

I thought they used Worcestershire Sauce? Or is that only if you want to make zombies?

Mmm, Worcestershire Sauce.

WREKage-Paul · Post by **WREKage-Paul** » Fri September 9th, 2005, 2:45 am

Mike wrote:
WREKage-Paul wrote:REAL morticians would use a tour-van powered by embalming fluid, with a dash of A-1 Sauce.

Sheesh.

Amateurs!

I thought they used Worcestershire Sauce? Or is that only if you want to make zombies?

Oh, shit, you're right. "It just makes things taste so much more.....British."

Hmm, if you add A-1, maybe you get vampires instead of zombies.....

TheKshatriya · Post by **TheKshatriya** » Fri September 9th, 2005, 3:08 pm

Kshat is on it now

andyb · Post by **andyb** » Fri September 9th, 2005, 4:49 pm

what do you guys think of palace of the fallen? anyone heard them? friends of ours. just wondering. i like em. but then again. im nu-metal

waited · Post by **waited** » Sun September 11th, 2005, 9:26 pm

This show is going to be really fucking great!
We're happy to be apart of it!

AtlantaMetal

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